I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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