she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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