"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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