if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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