True but thats because hes a fetus.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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