Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
he high fived his dick after we had sex
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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