I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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