I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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