if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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