"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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