Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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