Barsexuality is the new black.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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