Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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