Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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