They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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