But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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