Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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