we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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