We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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