Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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