her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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