I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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