if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Don't EVER smell your tampon
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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