She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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