I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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