About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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