I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Help. Why am I so naked?
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