hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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