Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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