I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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