in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Everything about him screamed your future.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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