i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I could fuck to npr.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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