Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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