Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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