He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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