He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
When are your genitals available?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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