brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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