I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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