Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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