I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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