It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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