i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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