and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
