Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
