My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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