Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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