Midget sex pt 2 tonight
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
