the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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