census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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