I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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