i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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