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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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