But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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